seekissagain: cedar impressions cost

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska
for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of
the woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales'
hat, and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp
of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came
racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The
other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Democrat
from the bear's grasp. Then, using long clubs, the three loggers
finished off the bear and two of them threw it into the bed of their
truck while the third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the
back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I
give you my blessing for your brave actions' he told them. 'I heard
there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this
is not true.'

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, 'Who was
that guy?'

'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with
heaven and has access to all wisdom.'

Well' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he
sure don't know shit about bear hunting Is the bait holding up, or do
we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?'